If Buzz Lightyear saved you from drowning, you'd love his movie too.

Random reggae coming from your bedroom window. There's nothing sweeter.

Waiting just makes the eventual ride even sweeter.

Pink vinyl purses and parkour style jumping. This video has it all.

Sleeves catch on fire every day. Thankfully there's always a helpful indian around to put it out.

When playing soccer, it's always helpful to have an Army newsman nearby.

Now, get in the fridge! It's for your own good.

Pork chop sandwiches are good, but not if you're on fire.

Is he a pimp? Who's money is it? Is it a wonderful time with the Indian? You decide.

Don't listen to mumbly men when you're lost at a carnival. You're confused enough already.

If he had been in that water, dead. We've all had moments like that.

We don't know what they're saying, but we get it. Definitely.

Give him the stick. Don't give him the stick. Ahh, the classic fake out.

If your house catches fire, worry not, someone will save you. From your existence.

Stop all the downloading? No way buddy!

Flaming seems like too light of a word for this Joe

When falling... well... fall. Not much else you can do.

Me, you, your mother, dockside bar. Be there.

The freshest beats you've ever experienced. Ever.

Always yell at the ones you almost hit. Always.

All he ever really wants to know is Who wants a body massage? He dosen't actually give them.

There's a contest a brewin' and the coach wants you.